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BABE
Shit, your parents were right when they said rock music was bad for you. If it was able to turn this, term paper writing honor student into a second rate cum dumpster then it must be true. Although let me say you haven't truly lived until you've been part of a gang bang while listening to Bon Jovi.
 / Nov 20, 2009
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heavy.com
 / 7,577 views
SEX
You can't trust anyone anymore, especially idiots like this that leave the evidence laying around your living room, in your camera. Nice one Fabio but if you want that dick to stay attached to your body, stay away from this house.
 / Nov 20, 2009
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myjizztube.com
 / 9,601 views
FUNNY
Uh-oh, looks like someones baby-faced sibling needs to learn to control her alcohol intake! This is more embarrassing then the time they caught her in the basement with the family basset hound and a jar of peanut butter.
 / Nov 20, 2009
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break.com
 / 7,987 views
CELEBRITY
Dammit Brangelina, what the hell did you do to this poor woman? I know it's traumatizing to get beaten out by a half-humanoid like Jolie, but you need to stay on our team Jennifer. We're going to need hot MILF's like you very soon.
 / Nov 20, 2009
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chickipedia.com
 / 6,128 views
SEX
You'd think a leaked home video this crazy would actually make a chick more popular, but once her dad lays his eyes on it the parties over. Such a shame too because that ass could have made so many men happy... at once.
 / Nov 20, 2009
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bustnow.com
 / 6,942 views
BIZARRE
This clumsy wildebeest has a dance with death as she straddles a dildo on the end of a 5 foot iron rod. Also, never in my life have I been more glad to not be a metal chair, I bet the view from down there could melt human flesh.
 / Nov 20, 2009
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efukt.com
 / 3,752 views
BABE
Looks like this store owner just found an advertising scheme that can weather any storm. Even Bill Gates wearing a suit made of gold would walk into a Wal-Mart if these two muff divers were going clamming in front of it.
 / Nov 20, 2009
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asredas.com
 / 3,074 views
BIZARRE
You almost have a grasp on what to use that asshole of yours for but not quite there yet. Not that we don't mind the hint of passion fruit while stuffing the chocolate starfish, but keep all food ingestion above the equator, thanks!
 / Nov 20, 2009
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deviantclip.com
 / 1,714 views
SEX
All you girlfriends out there looking to shed sunlight on your MW2 playing boyfriends should look into something like this. I guarantee he'll forget all about long distance knife kills and nukes the second your panties come off!
 / Nov 20, 2009
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shooshtime.com
 / 4,874 views
BIZARRE
If a pervert is willing to risk his jolly roger freezing to a pole, you know his sexual assault levels are off the charts. Guys like this are single-handedly ruining public transportation for us. Emphasis on "single-handedly."
 / Nov 20, 2009
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viralporn.com
 / 2,556 views
CELEBRITY
If I ever want to prove my theory of a real life fountain of youth, I point them towards Carmen. Everything from her face to her libido never ages! Even in her 90's she'll be giving all of us reasons to make the trouser snake dance.
 / Nov 20, 2009
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totallycrap.com
 / 3,370 views
SEX
Hey young lady, you're supposed to be studying for that calculus midterm. You can let him explore all the angles of the inside of every moist hole on your perfect body, but it's not going to help you become a doctor any faster.
 / Nov 20, 2009
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amateurcumshots.org
 / 2,784 views
GAME
Before you attempt it, just beware this chick is locked and loaded with claws that could rip your face off if you don't give her what she wants. But power fuck her into the next century and she'll be begging for that creampie.
 / Nov 20, 2009
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sexyfuckgames.com
 / 1,432 views
BABE
It's real easy to live on a budget and save money with a girl like this at your side. Simple things like sharing the shower can cut your water bill in half.
 / Nov 20, 2009
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nothingtoxic.com
 / 1,524 views
FUNNY
Damn that has got to be the biggest facial of her entire slutty life. And that's saying a lot because she used to be a groupie for Motley Crue, so this girl is absolutely no stranger at all to taking it in the eye unwillingly.
 / Nov 20, 2009
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ptprollc
 / 2,903 views
BABE
Wow, these teens are so fucking dripping wet I bet they could wash an entire dealership's stock of cars without ever turning a hose on. Scuba gear isn't certified for the bedroom but you'll need it to go down on these sexy chicks.
 / Nov 19, 2009
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break.com
 / 13,449 views
SEX
There is no way you can't tell me everyone didn't know this chick was spending every day of her life with her legs behind her head. The only reason to get mad is because you didn't get to ride the town bicycle too!
 / Nov 19, 2009
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booble.com
 / 18,641 views
BABE
No messing around, this perfect amateur takes her natural tits and dives in. Having a girlfriend this hot would be trouble though, all that surgery needed to repair your dick after each furious fuck session would get expensive.
 / Nov 19, 2009
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kontraband.com
 / 13,704 views
CELEBRITY
That's right fellas, before JLH was flaunting those tits for a million dollar paycheck per film, she was using that cute face of hers for more 'entertaining' things. Lucky for her, bad acting don't matter in scenes like this.
 / Nov 19, 2009
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chickipedia.com
 / 14,542 views
SEX
Uh... I guess Taco Bell is the only aphrodisiac this creepy guy needs. This must be why he lets her stay there totally rent free too. She's letting him take loans out of the pussy and asshole bank with unbeatable interest rates.
 / Nov 19, 2009
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newsfilter.org
 / 11,556 views
BIZARRE
Dammit mom, why are you doing this shit in the living room again? Take your chicken-neck vagina back down to the slaughter house where it belongs, I can't keep walking in on this after school every week! Ahhh!
 / Nov 19, 2009
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efukt.com
 / 6,804 views
CELEBRITY
OK Tila we get it. You're bisexual and like things rough, but not too rough. But don't expect a judge to rule in your favor if he's knows anything about your music, or TV shows, or anything about you for that matter. Just wipe those painted on bruises off in the shower and forget this ever happened.
 / Nov 19, 2009
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thedailyfix.com
 / 4,586 views
BABE
This drool-worthy amateur was asking for it by cracking her clam open thirty feet away from this perv's window. Now little Timmy won't have so many questions to ask in health class, straight to the honors society for him!
 / Nov 19, 2009
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grayvee.com
 / 8,228 views
SEX
Just the fact that he was able to keep blood flow in his dick in twenty degree weather lets you know this girl's glory hole is worth it. This is why I always pack food, water and pussy when I go hiking. It saves your life every time.
 / Nov 19, 2009
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kaktuz.com
 / 5,468 views
BIZARRE
If you have any sort of taste bud for tapioca pudding then this is not the video for you. Fuck, this girl is really pushing the line between human and wild animal. Even Bill Gate's entire fortune isn't incentive for me to attempt this.
 / Nov 19, 2009
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sexyandshocking.com
 / 7,347 views
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