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BABE
After staring at this like a 3D art picture, not only have I gone completely cross eyed but I've realized this makes for the perfect homosexuality test. If you are wondering what she's looking at, then I got some bad news for you.
 / Feb 08, 2010
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break.com
 / 10,547 views
SEX
Apparently celebrities aren't the only ones in the sex tape competition business. There must be some rivalry going on because this girl used every dirty move in the book to raise the fucktacular bar higher then ever before.
 / Feb 08, 2010
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newsfilter.org
 / 13,536 views
CELEBRITY
This chick calling herself a role model for girls is one of the best scams going on in Hollywood. Guess when 2015 rolls around and teen pregnancy numbers are at astronomical highs, we can thank her overactive fun box.
 / Feb 08, 2010
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chickpedia.com
 / 9,297 views
FUNNY
With the boner killing performances saturating American Idol nowadays, it's no wonder this is his last season. Luckily things like this exist for him to exploit. And nothing gets his dick harder then violating someone for profit.
 / Feb 08, 2010
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muppetism.com
 / 5,816 views
SEX
MTV definitely fucked up when they rejected this pole raiser's audition tape. Can you imagine the amount of cock this black hole of casual sex would have swallowed in those four weeks? Guinness would have to be called in.
 / Feb 08, 2010
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myjizztube.com
 / 9,650 views
FUNNY
Let's give this charming young chap a break. Failure to achieve erection is no laughing matter, but being sandwiched between two girls that try putting M&M's in alphabetical order isn't an affective way of getting ready for action.
 / Feb 08, 2010
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efukt.com
 / 3,417 views
CELEBRITY
She was feeding the meter the other day on her way to her gym when she showed everyone how she scares street thugs after her purse in Colombia. Fortunately, she turned around and balance in the universe was restored.
 / Feb 08, 2010
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thedailyfix.com
 / 3,585 views
BABE
Don't worry honey, this will stay between you me and the trees. Luckily for the internal parts of your vagina they aren't the trees from Evil Dead. Explaining to your boyfriend how you gave birth to an Azalea bush can't be easy.
 / Feb 08, 2010
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asredas.com
 / 4,277 views
SEX
Gusto, this chick has it. It looks like she spent six months in an underground bunker only studying the ins and outs of fellatio. Just beware, after watching this video your dick may feel like it's never really been sucked before.
 / Feb 08, 2010
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realgfporn.com
 / 5,125 views
CELEBRITY
All those years of whoring herself out have paid off quite nicely. Now she can just sit back with a fat bank account and tease the MILF lovers across the world with her tits that got all of us through our awkward teenage phases.
 / Feb 08, 2010
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drunkenstepfather.com
 / 3,731 views
BIZARRE
At this point it's not like that hole is going to be used for procreation anyway. Even if a man lowered his standards enough to be attracted to these beasts, three pumps in and his dick would snap in half like a carrot in winter time.
 / Feb 08, 2010
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sexyandshocking.com
 / 3,625 views
SEX
This public testicle spectacle is brought to you by lack of self esteem and never saying no to a bought mixed drink. Sure, many other whores may come and go, but this ball blaster just solidified herself in the history books.
 / Feb 08, 2010
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uselessjunk.com
 / 4,085 views
FUNNY
So... if dipping someones hand in a cup of water makes them wet themselves while passed out, what does two driblets of ball cream do? Well if you're the result of forty years of inbreeding, apparently not very much.
 / Feb 08, 2010
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viralporn.com
 / 2,709 views
BABE
Yeah, agreeing to let the guy who reaks of Jagerbombs and uses a fist pump as a formal greeting, video tape this was a great idea. Enjoy being fapped to ladies, WoW players across the world are very grateful right now.
 / Feb 08, 2010
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nothingtoxic.com
 / 2,873 views
FUNNY
I'm not sure if we should drag her outside and get her to make out with a Louisville slugger or skip the middle man and go right for the monsters that created her. The only thing this slut should be spoiled with is anal gaping.
 / Feb 08, 2010
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stileproject.com
 / 3,066 views
BABE
You ladies have no idea what you just did with a fucking stunt like this. I hope you trimmed the hedges and waxed those eyebrows, these nerdlings are about to unload 21+ years of virginity all over your perfect little bodies.
 / Feb 07, 2010
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heavy.com
 / 14,258 views
SEX
Rolling in numbers didn't seem to do a damn thing for the safety of her lady parts. Try telling the internal bruising of her once perfect meow-box that bringing a friend to a frat party is a way of not letting anything bad happen.
 / Feb 07, 2010
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bustnow.com
 / 19,772 views
FUNNY
I don't think she can afford to be killing brain cells so willingly. And what was the whole forty seconds of vag sniffing about? Is that the real reason she went down harder then a bottle of Oxycontin in Amy Winehouse's hands?
 / Feb 07, 2010
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break.com
 / 10,968 views
CELEBRITY
This little nipple peekaboo game she keeps playing isn't going to end well. Do you know the catastrophe that is being caused by blue balling over two billion men at once? Their fapping friction is fuckin' melting polar ice caps.
 / Feb 07, 2010
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chickpedia.com
 / 10,506 views
SEX
In an age where media can be sent across the world seconds after it's created, you'd think Danny Dickshine over here would try and be a little more secretive with the pussy bank he's investing his cock market into. Way to go!
 / Feb 07, 2010
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booble.com
 / 12,456 views
BIZARRE
Her meat hole looks a lot like a baseball mit, same color too. If you're gonna be 69'ing her with you on bottom, do yourself a favor and bring along a snorkel. And don't try to come up too fast, you might actually get The Bends.
 / Feb 07, 2010
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efukt.com
 / 5,974 views
CELEBRITY
Being on the set of 90210 braless is the equivalent of Iron Man stopping by in his full metal uniform, ready to fight his nemesis. Except in this case Anna is fighting evil bitches with her high beams instead of Iron Man’s repulsors.
 / Feb 07, 2010
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thedailyfix.com
 / 6,803 views
SEX
LOL! Well it's not like rainbows and candy we're going to start shooting out of his dick after you gagged on it like a $3/hour Vietnamese prostitute. Walk it off, but before you do, definitely go ahead and irrigate those nostrils first.
 / Feb 07, 2010
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amateurcumshots.org
 / 10,038 views
BIZARRE
No frilly little pinky in the stinky moves here. No sir, like anyone wearing latex gloves, this dude means business. I bet sex with a human being must be totally boring after getting stretched out to such generous proportions.
 / Feb 07, 2010
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likecrack.com
 / 4,990 views
SEX
You might find a whole new way to slip your dick into your girlfriend after watching this. Just don't blame them if the night ends with you having dry balls in a fully body cast. That's the price you pay for having an imagination.
 / Feb 07, 2010
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extremefuse.com
 / 6,063 views
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