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BABE
There's a time and place to unload 23 lbs worth of tits after indulging yourself in your boyfriend's liquor cabinet, and unfortunately this isn't one of them. That smell is gonna make dad dream of tuna sailboats for 6 months.
 / Sep 03, 2010
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break.com
 / 1,772 views
SEX
While most dudes are on their knees pleading for authorized entry to the chocolate city, this lucky fucker is already setting up a housing development and moving his tenants in. If you listen closely I think her anus says "Hello!".
 / Sep 03, 2010
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stileproject.com
 / 2,104 views
FUNNY
Wow, even Tiger Woods himself wouldn't be able to hit a hole in one like that in a million years. It would be pretty amazing/disappointing if that didn't at least cause a little internal bleeding. Emphasis on the disappointing part.
 / Sep 03, 2010
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efukt.com
 / 1,488 views
SEX
The dried semen that normally finds itself a hiding spot under her bottom lip may give it away that she's a glorified whore but she's still entitled to her privacy. But thanks for sharing the wealth bro, our penises thank you tons.
 / Sep 03, 2010
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booble.com
 / 1,971 views
BABE
They're so awesome she can't stop herself from sucking on them. They will make you wish two things; a) To be an infant and b) And be very, very hungry.
 / Sep 03, 2010
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nothingtoxic.com
 / 944 views
CELEBRITY
Jessica Alba needs to go back to babymaking, at least that will give her something she can pretend to be proud of, you know minor purpose in her life, cause based on this recent publicity tour for Machete, she’s done now.
 / Sep 03, 2010
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drunkenstepfather.com
 / 819 views
BIZARRE
So this is where all that organic shit you see in the health food aisle comes from? I'm guessing I don't want to know where the cheese is produced...
 / Sep 03, 2010
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sexyandshocking.com
 / 941 views
SEX
You can catch someone robbing your house, your dog being abused, or an ex-girlfriend coming over to fuck you into next week. They are so universal.
 / Sep 03, 2010
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realgfporn.com
 / 1,304 views
VIOLENT
Something's a little weird about this situation. Girls should never be this angry with you until you grow at least one pubic hair. He's making history.
 / Sep 03, 2010
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mentalzero.com
 / 243 views
SEX
The mysterious stains showing up all over your bed sheets can be blamed on something else. Her cunt wrapped around your dick like a squid, can't.
 / Sep 03, 2010
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dreamamateurs.com
 / 1,598 views
BABE
This might be what we classify as a totally new level of douchebaggery being born. But it's creating boners like never before, so it kinda evens out.
 / Sep 03, 2010
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grayvee.com
 / 862 views
SEX
Sure, he might spell out a 100% across your math test in his DNA sample, but old balls repeatedly slapping you in the chin will give you nightmares.
 / Sep 03, 2010
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newsfilter.org
 / 907 views
CELEBRITY
I want to act surprised. I really do. But if I start lying about things through my fucking teeth I might as well go back to telling girls my cock is 18 in long.
 / Sep 03, 2010
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totallycrap.com
 / 824 views
VIOLENT
No surprise this is in Thailand. But their transsexual ratio is like at least 2:1 now, and this is what they report about on the news? Son, I am disappoint.
 / Sep 03, 2010
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theync.com
 / 391 views
BIZARRE
I'm sure all the ladies are truly in love with that 37 lb meat bag you so easily call your penis. All those blind ladies that have never seen light before.
 / Sep 03, 2010
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crazyshit.com
 / 505 views
BABE
Don't be deceived by her ability to walk into the front yard at 11:00AM, take off all her clothes and methodically fuck herself with a garden hose as a sign of being easy. If you got money, she is going to make you work for that pussy.
 / Sep 02, 2010
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break.com
 / 12,150 views
SEX
People, you see what is possible when you have money? Fuck me, after watching this killer movie it makes me think the one credible dick sucking talent to Kim Kardashian's name is just as worthless as her acting ability.
 / Sep 02, 2010
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extremetube.com
 / 11,056 views
BABE
But these pictures snapped at the time her Vodka flavored tongue made contact with that cinnamon ring might be held accountable. Especially when they accidentally end up on Facebook with everyone's profile tagged. Oops!
 / Sep 02, 2010
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slackernetwork.com
 / 7,576 views
FUNNY
So what exactly is the scientific reasoning behind this one? Either her twat has Parkinson's or this is Hollow Man 3 and that mischievous fuck Kevin Bacon is back with a silenced Hitachi magic wand. Just think about that one.
 / Sep 02, 2010
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efukt.com
 / 3,777 views
SEX
Whenever you hear a dude inquiring about Asian culture, 99% of the time this is what he wants to study. Eating with sticks isn't worth going abroad for.
 / Sep 02, 2010
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extremefuse.com
 / 6,260 views
BABE
Even after having masturbated freshly and watching Obama's address to the nation you could still get it up for this chick. If not, then you're probably gay.
 / Sep 02, 2010
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nothingtoxic.com
 / 5,023 views
CELEBRITY
50-year-olds in bikinis are odd. No matter how much she bench presses, or how man thrusts from a 27-year-old's cock it takes to make her pass out.
 / Sep 02, 2010
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drunkenstepfather.com
 / 6,547 views
SEX
We're not quite sure if this guy is having sexual intercourse with his girlfriend or is practicing the best exercise routine in the world. I need one of these.
 / Sep 02, 2010
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filthdump.com
 / 7,979 views
BABE
At this age most people use their front porch to lounge on 12 hours of the day screaming at random people. She does that too, but with her pussy out.
 / Sep 02, 2010
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asredas.com
 / 4,749 views
SEX
It might actually take you a few minutes to figure out which one of them is the dude in the equation, but we swear... it's the one with the dick. Scouts honor.
 / Sep 02, 2010
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shooshtime.com
 / 6,202 views
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