Jun 16, 2009
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This girl has got a freakin' tail on her back!?
I have to admit the girl is cute, but I usually don't date chicks who have a tail growing on their backs. Would you fuck her?
babe
No wonder she's been limping around the house like her vagina went fifteen rounds with Ali, this kind of abuse would leave anyone hurting. On the upside that pussy is more toned then the entire UFC locker room right now.
 / Feb 09, 2010
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heavy.com
 / 5,170 views
sex
Turns out spending all the allowance pops shoves in her account on Britney Spears tickets and Brazilian wax kits wasn't the best idea. Now deposits are being made are in her skank bank, with what look like great interest rates.
 / Feb 09, 2010
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bustnow.com
 / 4,180 views
funny
Even Ron Jeremy would cringe at surprising your chick with a load of this viscosity. Although after hearing three seconds of that screeching voice, I can understand why he's making it a goal to slowly drown her "by accident".
 / Feb 09, 2010
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break.com
 / 2,639 views
celebrity
Science is coming along nicely with all the over the counter pills to get your broken dick working again, but this cock queen just set the entire industry back another ten years. No way can they ever catch up to this fap machine!
 / Feb 09, 2010
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chickpedia.com
 / 1,966 views
sex
Relationships are great. Things that would be deemed socially unacceptable can be done in your bedroom. Like, video taping this would be sexual assault, but since he's bought her dinner a few times it's all good.
 / Feb 09, 2010
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booble.com
 / 3,798 views
babe
After staring at this like a 3D art picture, not only have I gone completely cross eyed but I've realized this makes for the perfect homosexuality test. If you are wondering what she's looking at, then I got some bad news for you.
 / Feb 08, 2010
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break.com
 / 14,872 views
sex
Apparently celebrities aren't the only ones in the sex tape competition business. There must be some rivalry going on because this girl used every dirty move in the book to raise the fucktacular bar higher then ever before.
 / Feb 08, 2010
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newsfilter.org
 / 18,540 views
celebrity
This chick calling herself a role model for girls is one of the best scams going on in Hollywood. Guess when 2015 rolls around and teen pregnancy numbers are at astronomical highs, we can thank her overactive fun box.
 / Feb 08, 2010
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chickpedia.com
 / 12,882 views
funny
With the boner killing performances saturating American Idol nowadays, it's no wonder this is his last season. Luckily things like this exist for him to exploit. And nothing gets his dick harder then violating someone for profit.
 / Feb 08, 2010
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muppetism.com
 / 7,812 views
sex
MTV definitely fucked up when they rejected this pole raiser's audition tape. Can you imagine the amount of cock this black hole of casual sex would have swallowed in those four weeks? Guinness would have to be called in.
 / Feb 08, 2010
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myjizztube.com
 / 13,401 views
babe
You ladies have no idea what you just did with a fucking stunt like this. I hope you trimmed the hedges and waxed those eyebrows, these nerdlings are about to unload 21+ years of virginity all over your perfect little bodies.
 / Feb 07, 2010
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heavy.com
 / 15,672 views
sex
Rolling in numbers didn't seem to do a damn thing for the safety of her lady parts. Try telling the internal bruising of her once perfect meow-box that bringing a friend to a frat party is a way of not letting anything bad happen.
 / Feb 07, 2010
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bustnow.com
 / 21,850 views
funny
I don't think she can afford to be killing brain cells so willingly. And what was the whole forty seconds of vag sniffing about? Is that the real reason she went down harder then a bottle of Oxycontin in Amy Winehouse's hands?
 / Feb 07, 2010
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break.com
 / 12,017 views
celebrity
This little nipple peekaboo game she keeps playing isn't going to end well. Do you know the catastrophe that is being caused by blue balling over two billion men at once? Their fapping friction is fuckin' melting polar ice caps.
 / Feb 07, 2010
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chickpedia.com
 / 11,511 views
sex
In an age where media can be sent across the world seconds after it's created, you'd think Danny Dickshine over here would try and be a little more secretive with the pussy bank he's investing his cock market into. Way to go!
 / Feb 07, 2010
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booble.com
 / 13,763 views
babe
You can't blame a girl for trying to be sexy with her tits flopping all over the place but maybe post-party stripteases aren't for this wild one. If this is how sloppy she is alone, sex with her requires a bucket and a handful of Tylenol.
 / Feb 06, 2010
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break.com
 / 17,090 views
sex
What do you get a girl that has everything on her special day? Why, the soaring pain of a broken hymen of course. It's the gift that keeps on giving, and in five years she can look forward to all it all over again in her mud hole.
 / Feb 06, 2010
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newsfilter.org
 / 22,553 views
celebrity
We all thought this chick was nuts until Lady Gaga rolled her hermo-cock into town and showed us the definition of the word. Turns out Katy is just your average attention whore that likes a little roughhousing in her meat box.
 / Feb 06, 2010
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chickpedia.com
 / 14,547 views
sex
Damn, look at her! It's obvious who wears the pants in this relationship, even if at the moment they are down on the ground cutting circulation off to her ankles. Being whipped would be a compliment with this ball gobbler.
 / Feb 06, 2010
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myjizztube.com
 / 12,122 views
babe
Dry balls are a thing of the past when this whirlwind of blowjobs comes barreling down your street. You might want to hide your dog too, no one is safe from this middle aged mommy when it's time for her daily dick injection.
 / Feb 05, 2010
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heavy.com
 / 15,127 views
sex
Way to go Fabio, she'll never know why her mouth is swollen tomorrow. When you get a penis that far down the throat of a chick who's been downing shots like candy without getting a vomit hurricane in return, it's a good night.
 / Feb 05, 2010
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booble.com
 / 13,980 views
funny
Wrecking this girl's vagina just climbed to the top of my priority list. Not 'cause she's hot or anything, but because stuffing the hole at the top of her body to maximum capacity obviously does nothing to shut her the hell up.
 / Feb 05, 2010
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break.com
 / 20,918 views
celebrity
Funny how once you reach celeb status, things that would make you the loosest whore on campus now push you higher on a social ladder. Not that it would stop us from taking sloppy sixteenths from this pro teabag receiver.
 / Feb 05, 2010
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chickpedia.com
 / 13,806 views
babe
Those plastic instruments are good for more then causing brain trauma from smashing them into your own skull. If only the guys fappin' to her voice on XBox Live new where the neck of that axe was going when she logs off.
 / Feb 04, 2010
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break.com
 / 32,160 views
sex
Between the disintegration of her asshole and the vaginal destruction his dipstick just caused, you'd think Michael Bay was directing this skin flick. What started as a curious girl, ended as a leaky piece of meat. Bravo dude!
 / Feb 04, 2010
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newsfilter.org
 / 29,781 views