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Melvin "40 year old virgin" Jones tried to bring his hands on a journey where no man has gone before. And we're not talking about Jamal's credit card...
 / Jul 07, 2011
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crazyshit.com
 / 4,143 views
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Had this been Ireland, it would have made much more sense. Their official vegetable is the potato. Their official fruit? The Lucky Charms leprechaun.
 / Jul 06, 2011
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heaven666.org
 / 1,914 views
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Judging by the multiple appearances of zebra striped leggings in this video, I'd say the cosmetology school application process is getting pretty brutal.
 / Jul 06, 2011
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mentalzero.com
 / 2,646 views
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This is as bad as assaulting a retard, but hitting the mentally challenged doesn't make you gay. Way to go Tong Po, you're worse than Elton John.
 / Jul 05, 2011
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crazyshit.com
 / 5,394 views
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I really want to have sympathy for this guy and his new wind chime. But when you willingly dress yourself like a 13th century erection, that luxury is lost.
 / Jul 02, 2011
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mentalzero.com
 / 3,106 views
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Note to self: Detroit is, and never will be interested in buying your girl scout cookies, working 9-5 jobs or putting the end to Internet-fueled stereotypes.
 / Jun 30, 2011
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mentalzero.com
 / 4,881 views
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Savage as all hell, but it looks like this is one very thorough group of people. I'd hate to see they cover up oil spills over there. Probably with dead bodies.
 / Jun 28, 2011
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m90.org
 / 3,500 views
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If you think 3 centimeters of blue tarp was going to stop a 600 lb bike from going down your throat, you would be retarded. Or Guatemalan apparently.
 / Jun 28, 2011
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crazyshit.com
 / 2,755 views
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When I'd see a camel I'd instantly think of Aladdin not using 1 of his wishes to have butt sex with princess Jasmine. Thanks for ruining that one, dipshit.
 / Jun 26, 2011
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crazyshit.com
 / 2,362 views
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When fighting 2 tons of gravity-assisted explosives there's only 1 outcome. It's like sex with the fat Kardashian, except you smell better when it's all over.
 / Jun 25, 2011
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m90.org
 / 3,079 views
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Remember that one girl from Maury Povich that didn't trade sex for two Happy Meals? It seems someone didn't like her breaking the standard code.
 / Jun 22, 2011
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mentalzero.com
 / 3,805 views
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This is bananas. After one half-assed attempt at slicing Bishnu's jugular, Charles "Ahkmeed" Manson turns his sights on Cheech Marin (who now apparently owns a liquor store) only to be taken out by a loaded handgun.
 / Jun 20, 2011
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m90.org
 / 2,744 views
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Taking hockey seriously enough to burn an entire city: seems fun, but I bet the novelty fades when you're comatose on Shithead in A Beret Boulevard.
 / Jun 20, 2011
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crazyshit.com
 / 1,819 views
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What's with the hot ones always losing after building up a fight like a PPV? Save energy, statistics say you'll need it to run from the guy behind you, lolz.
 / Jun 19, 2011
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mentalzero.com
 / 3,180 views
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Not a bad move but I still say the best time to attack someone is mid-shit. Try dumping ass while defending yourself from a size 9 to the face at the same time. You're losing no matter what item you decide to give the priority.
 / Jun 16, 2011
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mentalzero.com
 / 5,390 views
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Remember the old Mortal Kombat games when a fatality would sprout 8 of every internal organ from one character? This is like that but more fucked...
 / Jun 14, 2011
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m90.org
 / 3,160 views
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Judging by the 40' long trailer home she escaped into, we're guessing this fight started because of jealousy. Ain't no room for showoffs in Alabama.
 / Jun 14, 2011
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mentalzero.com
 / 2,585 views
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Don't believe me? Fine. But at least I won't be the one cringing with my legs crossed for the next 8 hours. I'm actually working on hour 10 because WTF!
 / Jun 13, 2011
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heaven666.org
 / 3,705 views
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Poor guy gets shot from 5 ft away but is allowed to keep his wallet & shoes. By that definition, Pakistan is more civil than Detroit. Problem Michigan?
 / Jun 12, 2011
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crazyshit.com
 / 2,506 views
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Russian girls are actually more likely to bang you after an an ass kicking. Especially from a sloppy sloth looking mother fucker like this. I smell setup.
 / Jun 10, 2011
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mentalzero.com
 / 5,199 views
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You'd think someone of his generation would understand gravity's bad side. Your wife's tits being mistaken for a pair of Reebok Pumps makes that clear.
 / Jun 08, 2011
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mentalzero.com
 / 3,087 views
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At first it looks like your average community volunteer work in Indonesia. Then Speed fucking Racer himself comes into frame & changes everything.
 / Jun 07, 2011
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m90.org
 / 3,761 views
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21 seconds of bouncing around like a PCP-addicted Napoleon Dynamite was apparently 21 seconds too much for this bro. Lights out, motherfucker.
 / Jun 05, 2011
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uselessjunk.com
 / 4,216 views
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If you find yourself in such a situation, just shit your pants. That's the human bodies natural defense system for thieves, rapists and bitches that refuse to take $49.95 out of their unemployment checks for a new pair of Air Jordans.
 / Jun 04, 2011
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mentalzero.com
 / 3,760 views
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You see another hood day. We see the end result of Half-Life: Collectors Edition being packed with a box of Newport Menthols. You dun goofed Valve.
 / May 31, 2011
 / Source: 
mentalzero.com
 / 4,672 views
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