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BABE
There's a time and place to unload 23 lbs worth of tits after indulging yourself in your boyfriend's liquor cabinet, and unfortunately this isn't one of them. That smell is gonna make dad dream of tuna sailboats for 6 months.
 / Sep 03, 2010
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break.com
 / 1,807 views
BABE
They're so awesome she can't stop herself from sucking on them. They will make you wish two things; a) To be an infant and b) And be very, very hungry.
 / Sep 03, 2010
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nothingtoxic.com
 / 957 views
BABE
This might be what we classify as a totally new level of douchebaggery being born. But it's creating boners like never before, so it kinda evens out.
 / Sep 03, 2010
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grayvee.com
 / 875 views
BABE
Don't be deceived by her ability to walk into the front yard at 11:00AM, take off all her clothes and methodically fuck herself with a garden hose as a sign of being easy. If you got money, she is going to make you work for that pussy.
 / Sep 02, 2010
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break.com
 / 12,157 views
BABE
But these pictures snapped at the time her Vodka flavored tongue made contact with that cinnamon ring might be held accountable. Especially when they accidentally end up on Facebook with everyone's profile tagged. Oops!
 / Sep 02, 2010
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slackernetwork.com
 / 7,582 views
BABE
Even after having masturbated freshly and watching Obama's address to the nation you could still get it up for this chick. If not, then you're probably gay.
 / Sep 02, 2010
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nothingtoxic.com
 / 5,026 views
BABE
At this age most people use their front porch to lounge on 12 hours of the day screaming at random people. She does that too, but with her pussy out.
 / Sep 02, 2010
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asredas.com
 / 4,751 views
BABE
What is it about access to free alcohol that turns the tightest, most restricted holes into traffic jammed highway tunnels? Keep it honey, and your vagina will end the semester looking like a skydiver's parachute. With a reserve.
 / Sep 01, 2010
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break.com
 / 12,242 views
BABE
For some men a redhead this smoking would be like sexual kryptonite. For the rest it just makes our fap sessions feel a little more exotic then normal.
 / Sep 01, 2010
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nothingtoxic.com
 / 6,663 views
BABE
These two perfectly shaped globes protruding from her chest are the #1 and 2 reasons living at home while in college is the worst choice. Everytime you want your boyfriend to glaze them gotta follow someone elses schedule.
 / Aug 31, 2010
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break.com
 / 14,488 views
BABE
It's only the middle of the afternoon and this chick is already having trouble making a target for her sexual frustration. That could have been your penis.
 / Aug 31, 2010
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nothingtoxic.com
 / 7,937 views
BABE
It's not entirely the pervert's fault. Her tuna can is so fresh it can be smelled from across town. All the stray cats don't crowd the backyard for no reason.
 / Aug 31, 2010
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asredas.com
 / 6,853 views
BABE
When you're sporting a meat hole that has trouble housing one of your pinky fingers it should come to no surprise that a boyfriends payload would erupt out of it like a geyser come drop off time. She must hate repainting ceilings.
 / Aug 30, 2010
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break.com
 / 18,439 views
BABE
When Tina swallowed enough Tequila to make send a Mexican to his grave she thought taking these life-ruining pictures were a good idea. And she was right. Just ask the 329,000 dicks being beaten to them at this moment.
 / Aug 30, 2010
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slackernetwork.com
 / 14,741 views
BABE
Modern day technology simply makes it too easy for a lonely girl to reach a climax at her computer. So easy it just might remove us men all together.
 / Aug 30, 2010
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nothingtoxic.com
 / 5,410 views
BABE
And just like that, being reincarnated as a bottle of Johnson and Johnson's baby oil climbs to the top of the list of life goals. Right after killing Katy Parry.
 / Aug 30, 2010
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grayvee.com
 / 2,279 views
BABE
Standing at a timid 105 pounds it's pretty obvious her tolerance for alcohol is extremely low. Which is funny because once there's more Vodka then blood in her system, her tolerance for penis size goes through the roof. It's magic.
 / Aug 29, 2010
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break.com
 / 20,113 views
BABE
Living on the Internet like I do you'd think Brazil is all street fights & whores! And... it is but sometimes you get some awesome pussy thrown in the mix.
 / Aug 29, 2010
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nothingtoxic.com
 / 6,811 views
BABE
This chick is definitely hot... but she's deceiving. If the panties hit the floor at 3AM and this is what she wanted to do, a 4th floor window wouldn't look bad.
 / Aug 29, 2010
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asredas.com
 / 6,504 views
BABE
Men would travel thousand of miles just to bury their face inside these watermelons she claims are ass cheeks. We're gonna go ahead and put a seven year life experience on her anus from this point on. Maybe nine, tops.
 / Aug 28, 2010
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break.com
 / 18,468 views
BABE
These wondrous globes are on a whole other level of awesomeness. If only she could fall asleep deep enough for the Internet folk to get a taste of them.
 / Aug 28, 2010
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nothingtoxic.com
 / 5,058 views
BABE
Wait a sec... you see the fucking ass on this girl? My eyes must be broken from Lindsay Lohan galleries because it looks like she's white too. Best of all it's totally unmolested, which means Ice T has no idea she exists... yet.
 / Aug 27, 2010
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break.com
 / 17,497 views
BABE
Sometimes the dark side only comes out after drinking and promises of new shoes. Not her, she wears her cunt on her sleeve and wants it spread.
 / Aug 27, 2010
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nothingtoxic.com
 / 8,633 views
BABE
If there's some sort of school teaching the art of cunnilingus out there, then we have a serious problem right now. #1 Why the fuck wasn't I told? #2 Why the fuck am I not attending and failing purposely to get left back every year?
 / Aug 27, 2010
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asredas.com
 / 4,227 views
BABE
After sitting here with my jaw getting rug-burned for 15 mins I had to pinch myself to make sure I was actually awake. Then I did other things involving my penis, which ironically put me to sleep to dream about this some more.
 / Aug 26, 2010
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break.com
 / 16,439 views
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