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It’s good to be reminded of her seedy, black on fat shit-stain past that ended with her being a urinal. If there's one empire to burn alive, you're looking at it.
 / Aug 22, 2011
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drunkenstepfather.com
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So... is there life after Transformers after all? Do we really give a fuck? All signs point to no. But the longer people give her the idea she's talented, the longer we have to wait for the last-attempt-at-fame sex tape to release. Fuck!
 / Aug 20, 2011
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addictedtocelebrities.com
 / 15,358 views
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They're calling it a wax figure, but it's so fucking obnoxious, and way too skinny to be representative of a Kardashian. Better off cutting the asshole out of it and park it next to the BBQ Pringles at Walmart. I guarantee sales.
 / Aug 20, 2011
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drunkenstepfather.com
 / 4,530 views
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He body is simply unbelievable. When she dies of a cocaine overdose It should be put in the Museum of Natural History as an example to teach future generations as to what the male boner was originally designed for.
 / Aug 18, 2011
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addictedtocelebrities.com
 / 12,251 views
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Her sex tape release is years and years away but that's okay. Popping one off to a girl that hasn't been shit out of Hollywood's ass is okay sometimes.
 / Aug 18, 2011
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drunkenstepfather.com
 / 6,038 views
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Either Brooke has finally accepted the fact that she's a 4 legged zoo animal or the repressed memories of dad's 3 AM hugs have come rushing back.
 / Aug 16, 2011
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drunkenstepfather.com
 / 12,558 views
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Professional tennis' closet pornstar has spent over a decade blueballing us beyond belief and we're sick of it. We should start a national movement to get her butt naked in a sex scene and get Ron Jeremy to head it. Who's in?
 / Aug 15, 2011
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totalprosports.com
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I don’t know much about this Imogen Thomas. Okay I don't know anything about her aside from the pair of boot cut Levis she just ruined. But she's obviously some glamour model hell bent on making us hate our women.
 / Aug 14, 2011
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addictedtocelebrities.com
 / 14,041 views
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Yesterday it was some fat tits in a see-through shirt. Today it's doing Tae-Bo on a heavy flow today. I'm giving my dick the day off tomorrow just to be safe.
 / Aug 14, 2011
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drunkenstepfather.com
 / 7,155 views
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I heard a rumor yesterday that there’s video out there somewhere of Lindsay buying drugs, however his post has nothing to do with that. But these new and improved tit shots should hold you over until the crack binge vid leaks.
 / Aug 12, 2011
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addictedtocelebrities.com
 / 15,266 views
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Pre-marriage we get thick Hillary. Post-marriage we get bounce a quarter off her clit Hillary. I would believe a handshaking of some kind is in order here.
 / Aug 12, 2011
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drunkenstepfather.com
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Dookie is gross. But find a way to mix it in with a hot celebrity and you have a nationwide movement on your hands. But if they were smart they would have went with a Kardashian. That family flings more fecal matter than Germany.
 / Aug 11, 2011
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punchbaby.com
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Yeah I don't know who she is either but it's not important. What needs to be focused on here are the perfectly shaped globes trying to make an escape out of her bikini top. Without summer these kinds of boners aren't possible.
 / Aug 10, 2011
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addictedtocelebrities.com
 / 14,212 views
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Not that we blame her for having the body not even normally seen in wet dreams but this is just too much. Letting us know downward facing dog is yet another position we have no chance of buttfucking her in isn't needed.
 / Aug 10, 2011
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totalprosports.com
 / 10,686 views
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Guess she’s decided that she can’t compete with the white folks with boring stale music. So she'd re-invent herself with some reggae & Soca vibe mon.
 / Aug 10, 2011
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drunkenstepfather.com
 / 7,245 views
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Apparently a lot thanks to one man and his free time. But we'd like to divert all focus to pic #17 of this gallery. I have to paint my ceiling because of her.
 / Aug 09, 2011
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phun.org
 / 14,332 views
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It's the queen of annoying bitches herself vs. the classic Sybian sex toy. But I'm calling epic faking. I'd love to see some scientific data proving her clitoris is still functional and not a charred piece of dodger dog as all the myths say.
 / Aug 08, 2011
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addictedtocelebrities.com
 / 24,715 views
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I have a feeling that she's a silent partner behind this shit because she liked the way it sounded, especially when they said they’d do a 3-D shoot with her. Something that would be dangerous if it was more focused on her asshole.
 / Aug 08, 2011
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drunkenstepfather.com
 / 7,263 views
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Rumor has it George Clooney is the one banging the queen of legs now. If that's true we can't hate - it would take some serious A-game to get in these padlocked panties. 2011 and still not even a pussy shot from her. Le sigh.
 / Aug 06, 2011
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addictedtocelebrities.com
 / 10,889 views
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I had no idea she had a boyfriend. I just assumed she was still fuckin' K-Fed because that's how things are done inside the trailer park. I stand corrected.
 / Aug 06, 2011
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drunkenstepfather.com
 / 9,733 views
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It seems the fantasy of Kate Upton mixing GHB and a bottle of Vodka has finally happened. Under what other circumstance would she be fully spread, tits out and inches away from sucking off a cow? 'Cause I can't think of one.
 / Aug 04, 2011
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addictedtocelebrities.com
 / 12,453 views
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Miss Kunis and Justin Timberdicks hit Russia to do promotion for a movie I wouldn't watch at gun point. There's no translation but she's speaking Russian, pointing at her costar's ballbag & laughs are erupting everywhere.
 / Aug 04, 2011
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drunkenstepfather.com
 / 5,344 views
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This is something I definitely needed today. I was just sitting in my stew of Monday early evening malt-liquor laced bliss, when up pops these Selena Gomez candids. So insanely hot I nearly wet the hobo lying down next to me.
 / Aug 02, 2011
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addictedtocelebrities.com
 / 22,872 views
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This may very well be the single hottest shoot they have done in the last 5 years of their life. And I'm not just saying that because of a broken keyboard.
 / Aug 02, 2011
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drunkenstepfather.com
 / 5,215 views
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There's only so many females in the world you could put on the "Perfect Tits" list, and Rosie is one of them. I'd choose pics of them over a real girlfriend.
 / Jul 31, 2011
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phun.org
 / 4,015 views
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