Pg 5 of 176
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She's gonna have a baby with a head like Stewie. Unless she's not pregnant and that's just the basketball she squatted on and humped the day before.
 / Dec 16, 2011
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heaven666.org
 / 4,180 views
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When your life's dream is to make it big in the porn business and you've been turned down at every single audition, and we know porn guys are not a particularly picky bunch, there's only one thing left to do: lube up & queef out.
 / Dec 15, 2011
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newsfilter.org
 / 3,736 views
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Does a girl pushing her asshole inside out get you all horned up and ready to fuck? You have some serious issues . These hotties have no problem prolapsing their rectums for a few hundred dollars. So enjoy the rosebuds.
 / Dec 15, 2011
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crazyshit.com
 / 3,089 views
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After 32 surgeries,10l of silicone and going against the advice of every reputable doctor in all of Brazil,this crazy bitch now holds a Guinness World Record: the very 1st legally-retarded woman to get size 38KKK implants.
 / Dec 14, 2011
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efukt.com
 / 5,130 views
BIZARRE
When she was asked what she wanted to do when she grew up I wonder if she said "I will masturbate with a pine tree till I bleed and shove pine needles up my pussy while being filmed". That'd make her parents proud.
 / Dec 14, 2011
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heaven666.org
 / 3,016 views
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With a fat load of regurgitated food. If you're gonna treat your GF like a rag doll and have no mercy on her throat at least have the brilliance to not feed her for two days. And knock her teeth out too, starvation isn't really romantic.
 / Dec 13, 2011
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humoron.com
 / 4,077 views
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Nipples like this are rare indeed. After a democratic vote where everybody had to agree with me, I must say we dont really like those big pizzas, but her clam loving girlfriend does, she sucks on em like a baby sucks on a bottle
 / Dec 12, 2011
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daftporn.com
 / 5,548 views
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Shits fucked up. I'm sure she'd rather have a nice juicy cock than fucking rubber bands, but I guess sometimes you have to train your girl how to listen and get you a sammich without being told twice and this works miracles.
 / Dec 12, 2011
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heaven666.org
 / 3,097 views
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Since medical insurance in Germany doesn't cover surgery not performed by Mengele, dude has to take things into his own hands. Insert creepy part here. At least this way, when he's ready to blow he just pulls the pin.
 / Dec 12, 2011
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4sick.com
 / 2,040 views
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We've heard of getting your money's worth, but this is taking it way beyond that. This is getting every last penny from the five dollars you paid that tropical whore even if it means taking every last known STD from her.
 / Dec 11, 2011
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newsfilter.org
 / 2,771 views
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What's the point of having a stunning girlfriend if all she does is bust your balls so you can't use your member on her cooch?! It's not worth it, bro!
 / Dec 11, 2011
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crazyshit.com
 / 1,923 views
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Or the only, if you're like me. Shit lady, as much as I loved you in the finale of Army of Darkness, I really think I could've lived without seeing you get fucked cross eyed by Oscar De La Hoya. This shit nearly left my cock inverted.
 / Dec 10, 2011
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efukt.com
 / 5,193 views
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Skinny young girl has a lovely cameltoe but no manners at all. Exposing her tiny pink flesh spot she wets her T-shirt with her warm golden showers. Someone should train her, then we can all shower her with white waters.
 / Dec 10, 2011
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heaven666.org
 / 3,677 views
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She's got a shit-soaked thong that's leaking out malt balls left and right. What's awesome is the dumb motherfucker that decided to use his own finger to inspect the mysterious brown substance. Hepatitis C baby.
 / Dec 09, 2011
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efukt.com
 / 6,772 views
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Perhaps my logic is somewhat flawed here - but you'd think that someone who's devoted their entire grown up life to sucking animal dick would at least have the courtesy to convert to vegetarianism. You heartless weird bitch!
 / Dec 08, 2011
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efukt.com
 / 5,345 views
BIZARRE
Yeah, just watch this. It really does happen. Only question I have is if Old Ma Curly here was doing the cigar blowing back in her young days too or if redneck nephew convinced her to try this new stuff, along with computers.
 / Dec 08, 2011
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entensity.net
 / 3,729 views
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This guy should have listened to his mother when she said that one day his dick would fall off if he kept playing with it. But more importantly, what is the point of leaving him with only one ball and absolutely no way to use it?
 / Dec 08, 2011
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heaven666.org
 / 2,480 views
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We've heard of using Vodka to put out one's thirst or to put somebody out of their misery but somehow it doesn't seem likely that dousing her pussy and inflamed butt-hole in alcohol will do anything but sting and cause pain.
 / Dec 07, 2011
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newsfilter.org
 / 3,514 views
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Girl goes in for FF implants. 3 months later her nipples give way and out pours 5lbs of silicone. This actually happens again cause the dumb bitch doesn't give up on her deflated fun bags and pursues additional surgeries.
 / Dec 06, 2011
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efukt.com
 / 6,786 views
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Tempting... now what's the catch? If a rape charge is filled I have a decent argument for entrapment here. What man can resist such a clear offering of pussy? Chick's hot, nude and not a drop of sweat is spend on spreading.
 / Dec 06, 2011
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entensity.net
 / 7,404 views
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Compared to licking the cunt snot off a woman's vulva or taking a load of nut slime to the face, or even tossing a special someone's salad, what these chicks do ain't that gross, but a little hot. When in doubt err on the side of hot.
 / Dec 06, 2011
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heaven666.org
 / 3,136 views
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a flying donkey? No, it's SuperCum Man to the rescue, always stalking for that lonesome woman in need of coffee cream.
 / Dec 05, 2011
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humoron.com
 / 3,328 views
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What a weird thing hangs there between her perfectly lean legs. Imagine this is your sexy new girlfriend and you see her naked for the first time, what a shock! This honey can jerk off her clitoris just like a man jerks off his dick.
 / Dec 05, 2011
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daftporn.com
 / 5,133 views
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I'm sure out there somewhere, someone is sticking some enormous object up their ass this very minute and filming it. It will then be found, it will confound morticians everywhere and then it will end up right on our site.
 / Dec 04, 2011
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heaven666.org
 / 5,310 views
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This kind of thing would be visible from miles away if not for the trickery employed in using loose fitting clothes and drawing attention upward to her horselike face. Once you see it nude, you're doomed, gravity will pull you in.
 / Dec 04, 2011
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4sick.com
 / 3,290 views
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