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What happens when you put huge cock and a tiny anus together and shake it up? Prolapsicus maximus, that's what. I never finished med school but it's my professional suggestion that she pick up band-aids on the way home.
 / May 09, 2010
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efukt.com
 / 9,828 views
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The resemblance to Aunt Jemima is uncanny but I bet that battle axe never got this sticky in her life. Next time you're about to dismiss that box truck of a woman from the bar think about this clip & the water slide you could be on.
 / May 09, 2010
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viralporn.com
 / 5,045 views
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The fact that she did this completely sober is the most amazing part. I bet when the cops showed up and found her passed out laying next to machinery that is usually found in pool filters, they thought the same thing.
 / May 09, 2010
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likecrack.com
 / 7,568 views
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Guess going down the lesbian path in life was a big mistake for her. After getting her carpet munched for so long, the slightest touch from even a rubber dick will make her fucking soul evacuate her body for a few minutes.
 / May 08, 2010
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m90.org
 / 6,190 views
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Well it's official: The fine people of Brazil have officially dethroned the 'crazy Japs' as the most fucked up group of retards on the Internet. It was a great run ladies, but I don't even the far East is going to top this one anytime soon.
 / May 07, 2010
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uselessjunk.com
 / 7,608 views
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This footage could work on so many PSA ads. Everything from staying as far away from Taco Bell's grande dollar meals to not experimenting with homosexuality without the proper background checks prior to penetration.
 / May 07, 2010
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crazyshit.com
 / 3,565 views
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Apparently evolution can go both ways if you play your cards right. Reverting all of us back to caveman status is only one feces-covered sidewalk away.
 / May 06, 2010
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m90.org
 / 2,722 views
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Don't be alarmed if this hasn't been featured in one of your nightmares yet 'cause it soon will be. All that's missing is a background track of Ke$ha on infinite loop but I'm sure you can supply that yourself come dream time, HA.
 / May 06, 2010
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stileproject.com
 / 4,043 views
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This is obscene, abnormal and downright terrifying... maybe even a reason to go gay. Only once in my life have I seen such a thing, but that hooker was from the Uganda and I just figured it was some sort of foreplay over there.
 / May 05, 2010
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punchbaby.com
 / 8,253 views
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The medical bills for stitching up a busted asshole probably outweigh whatever she was paid to be in this porn. I guess being a slut isn't always profitable! Amazingly, she doesn't even notice the prolapse happen, LULZ.
 / May 05, 2010
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efukt.com
 / 9,230 views
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Not happy with your size? Well get fucking used to it and put the pump down bro! Don't wanna get your foreskin in a bunch. Actually he's a little too late for that. His sausage looks like a 1:1 replica of a twist donut, minus the glaze.
 / May 03, 2010
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efukt.com
 / 8,032 views
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Man, what the hell are you doing? Don't you know about all those empty calories in that shit? Next time use the extra extra virgin olive oil. It'll keep you slim and trim and you'll still be able to fit your arm up to your elbow in there.
 / May 03, 2010
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likecrack.com
 / 5,837 views
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You may have to be piss-ass drunk and cover her in a quilt before letting her touch you, but she's not completely useless. Quite the contrary friends, she's got the penis swallowing ability that would make a fucking giraffe jealous.
 / May 01, 2010
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sexyandshocking.com
 / 7,776 views
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Damn bro... this must be what it would be like if UFC started up it's own porn division. We highly recommend trying the 'Why are you punching yourself' game on your girlfriend with her own fist and record the results for us to see.
 / Apr 30, 2010
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uselessjunk.com
 / 6,780 views
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America is always late to getting the good overseas entertainment on our soil. Just look at The Office and how well it's done for us. Don't take another minute of Regis Philbin melting in front of us, get the petition for this today!
 / Apr 29, 2010
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sexyandshocking.com
 / 8,324 views
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When the creators of the Guitar Hero franchise started marketing their products towards family gatherings and friendly get-togethers, they forgot to mention the part with the 300 lb housewife doing this shit in the living room.
 / Apr 29, 2010
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deviantclip.com
 / 7,392 views
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This must have been made for all the curious girls on American soil that will never get the luxury of visiting Japan. Now you too can feel the humiliation of a near-death-by-semen experience from the comfort of your own living room.
 / Apr 28, 2010
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m90.org
 / 4,725 views
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How many jackoff sessions came to a halt after this saggy-assed dinosaur stepped in front of the camera? How the fuck are you supposed to beat off when 50% of the screen is devoted to the puckering knot of a gay porn vet?
 / Apr 27, 2010
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efukt.com
 / 5,694 views
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When a group of flies are fighting to lay eggs on your diseased penis, don't you think it's time for a shower? Actually, just forget it... go ahead and dip the fucking thing in sulfuric acid cause it's useless to any human female now.
 / Apr 27, 2010
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deviantclip.com
 / 5,483 views
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I like to think that this is what goes on at the Playboy mansion on a typical Friday night. But unfortunately, the only place shit this crazy is happening is next to the dumpster behind the local taco hut after Pedro gets his paycheck.
 / Apr 27, 2010
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likecrack.com
 / 9,324 views
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The whole broski thing just officially got out of fucking hand. Yes, this does make you a raging homosexual, and no, no girl will have sex with you again.
 / Apr 27, 2010
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stileproject.com
 / 1,121 views
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Trying to stand out in the crowd while being a young girl in Japan must be getting more and more difficult. Everyday some chick is taking her bodily fluid expulsion one step too far and totally ruins it for the 50 billion others.
 / Apr 26, 2010
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m90.org
 / 3,940 views
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Seriously, what in the fuck just happened here? If there's no crumbs to suck up in there than he really shouldn't have a vacuum attached to his sphincter.
 / Apr 25, 2010
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stileproject.com
 / 4,655 views
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He manages to get his entire fist up this girl's cunt but even that's not enough to satisfy his appetite for tuna destruction. So he raises the bar and slips his wang in there also. Not even a peep. Bitch is vaginally comatose.
 / Apr 24, 2010
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efukt.com
 / 6,794 views
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You know you're well on your way to internet super stardom when you dress up in your wife's thong, drill a hole in a watermelon and fuck it like there's no tomorrow. Funny, because I think this is how Shane Dawson got famous.
 / Apr 24, 2010
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violentpuppy.com
 / 3,145 views
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