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FUNNY
He was 3 strokes away from ejaculation when the she-beast intruded. It was too late to call it quits, the payload was already underway. So he fapped on, and admist the confusion he unknowingly aimed his penis on his own face.
 / Mar 08, 2010
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efukt.com
 / 7,954 views
CELEBRITY
Usually celebrity tweets are so full of fluff that they aren’t really worth reading, unless they include sexy pictures of one Olivia Munn. Here are a couple pics of herself looking good enough to eat that we are still unzipped in front of.
 / Mar 08, 2010
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thedailyfix.com
 / 7,344 views
SEX
You silly little whores and your dreams of thinking the sex tape you let your boyfriend make is going to stay private forever. Hate to break it to you honey, but the average dude just sees your mouth as one big cum-filled napkin.
 / Mar 08, 2010
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realgfporn.com
 / 8,108 views
BABE
She's got some serious balls pulling off this self-examination off in a place where everyone in the neighborhood can see her. We've had enough natural disasters, the last thing we need is 50 men erupting all at the same time.
 / Mar 08, 2010
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nothingtoxic.com
 / 6,548 views
SEX
Can you believe the body on this chick? It's like this thing was hand crafted in a laboratory by the world's most perverted and horniest bastards alive, then it revolted and went on a cock-destroying warpath no one could stop.
 / Mar 08, 2010
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dreamamateurs.com
 / 13,819 views
CELEBRITY
Just look at the depth these anal melons have on them. Her cheeks are as thick as the average cock is long. Buttfucking is a near-impossible task unless you play for the New York Knicks or have two felonies under your belt.
 / Mar 08, 2010
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drunkenstepfather.com
 / 6,236 views
SEX
Something tells us this really didn't come as much of a surprise to the locals. When your vagina just naturally opens up like a hungry Venus Fly Tap the second a penis makes an appearance, you're pretty much a big whore.
 / Mar 08, 2010
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masterwanker.com
 / 7,762 views
BABE
Nothing kills boredom faster then filling the house with the aroma of pussy, but she blew it. Too bad dad had to find that out when sitting the whole family down in front of the TV to show his vacation video and got this instead.
 / Mar 08, 2010
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asredas.com
 / 6,268 views
BIZARRE
Once again the land that makes me afraid to bring a Japanese girl out for seafood amazes us. If your mom has a birthday coming, let us recommend the Dildotron 4000. It works your glutes and your uterus at the same time!
 / Mar 08, 2010
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m90.org
 / 3,954 views
BABE
First I thought the sport that trains you to be a professional fapper was boring as hell, then this came along. If this isn't Toyota's overdue apology video and is actually how the game is played over there, it's time to train.
 / Mar 08, 2010
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crazyshit.com
 / 4,735 views
BABE
You' think we we'd look the other way when a country that treats sea creatures we wouldn't bait hooks with as a form of foreplay, does some so crazy, but not this time. Fuck you Japan, thanks for ruining my Lucky Charms.
 / Mar 07, 2010
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heavy.com
 / 11,380 views
SEX
My friends, a golf clap or two for this lucky son of a bitch is needed right about now. The fact that he didn't just blow his ball sac juice all over the place the second he got inside this fantastic pussy deserves a gold medal.
 / Mar 07, 2010
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bustnow.com
 / 23,857 views
BABE
Sometimes it's nothing but trouble having a girlfriend this obsessed with sex... especially when her main objective is blowing her own pussy up with a cock the equivalent of six pounds of C4. Unzip with caution around this one!
 / Mar 07, 2010
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break.com
 / 11,710 views
CELEBRITY
The climb over the hill has been pretty fortunate for the rental space between these legs. Her crotch may not have a delicious aroma of a naive college girl attending her first party, but it's experience will pull the load right out of you.
 / Mar 07, 2010
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chickipedia.com
 / 16,380 views
SEX
You might actually have to jerk off twice to this one to make sure you've absorbed every bit of natural beauty this playful teen has to offer. Her teachers were wrong, that tongue can get her anything she wants in life.
 / Mar 07, 2010
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booble.com
 / 14,172 views
FUNNY
No better way to celebrate your last day of singledom by sticking 2 Vienna sausages up the vadge of a $12 whore at a bachelor party. They made a push for 3 but the sea donkey insisted her cunt was already at max capacity.
 / Mar 07, 2010
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efukt.com
 / 8,845 views
BABE
Until a hymen repair kit actually goes on the market, this is the best way to keep that snapper of yours in tip top shape. We warn you though, after watching this video you're going to need to do some solo exercise as well.
 / Mar 07, 2010
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nothingtoxic.com
 / 8,746 views
SEX
These two can't be true emos, I don't see one fucking scar on their wrists from a failed suicide. It's just trendy to look like you crave death as much as a penis shoved into you at warp speed. It really compliments the iPod touch.
 / Mar 07, 2010
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amateurcumshots.org
 / 9,584 views
CELEBRITY
If you’re gonna rip something off, at least do it to something worth copying. The “blonde wearing ridiculous outfits" is getting old fast. Next, Ke$ha will try to convince us she has a penis. Lady Gaga has you beat, you transexual ho.
 / Mar 07, 2010
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thedailyfix.com
 / 5,893 views
SEX
We can see that she may have one of the tightest pussies in town, but she didn't deserve a dual fuck like this. At least let her take her clothes off first guys, relax! If you keep this up you'll need a spoon to eat her out next time.
 / Mar 07, 2010
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extremefuse.com
 / 11,232 views
CELEBRITY
Apparently the people who kicked her out of some John Galliano show don't appreciate the constantly recovering starlet, but as long as she keeps popping those chest blobs out of too-small dresses, we will be all over it.
 / Mar 07, 2010
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drunkenstepfather.com
 / 5,424 views
SEX
Don't speak a word of German? That's cool because no translation is needed with this cock hungry European. She's a real woman, so Twilight isn't going to get her off nearly as well as a rock hard throbbing cock will.
 / Mar 07, 2010
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uselessjunk.com
 / 6,544 views
BABE
Once a girl discovers just how good vagina can taste, there is no stopping her. Best off to just put your dick on the shelf for a while and let her tongue go on the warpath until she gets tired and you can fuck her passed out body.
 / Mar 07, 2010
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asredas.com
 / 2,587 views
BIZARRE
Someone really likes Peewee Herman. Flopping your cock outside for a quick handshake takes some balls but this guy believes in going one better.
 / Mar 07, 2010
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viralporn.com
 / 3,815 views
VIOLENT
Trying to train a monstrous animal that weighs more then your SUV from inside it's fish tank seemed like such a good idea. What could go wrong?
 / Mar 07, 2010
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theync.com
 / 4,935 views
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