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SEX
If it wasn't for the surprise raiding of her anus this probably wouldn't have gotten so popular. But it is, & now you're gonna jerk off to it cause we say so.
 / Aug 28, 2010
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uselessjunk.com
 / 4,563 views
VIOLENT
At the end of the day Russia looks like a fine place to raise a child... and watch it grow up into a psychopath that attacks everything with a heartbeat.
 / Aug 28, 2010
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theync.com
 / 1,195 views
FUNNY
She can start her day in PMS mode all she wants. She still has to admit being kissed by 39,000 of his babies is the most effective alarm clock ever.
 / Aug 28, 2010
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stileproject.com
 / 4,620 views
BABE
Wait a sec... you see the fucking ass on this girl? My eyes must be broken from Lindsay Lohan galleries because it looks like she's white too. Best of all it's totally unmolested, which means Ice T has no idea she exists... yet.
 / Aug 27, 2010
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break.com
 / 17,499 views
SEX
And thus, the mystery of why the carpet always smells like the inside of a tuna casserole has been solved. Why don't you get down there and suck the stains out like you suck cock you filthy little bitch, you could handle the task.
 / Aug 27, 2010
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booble.com
 / 20,598 views
BIZARRE
No, not Danny Bonaduce's synthetic penis, that would be on a different list. We're talking about cutlery here not even a chef would pull out unless he was trying to cut through a T-Rex femur. One slip up and it's bye-bye uterus.
 / Aug 27, 2010
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efukt.com
 / 6,344 views
BABE
Sometimes the dark side only comes out after drinking and promises of new shoes. Not her, she wears her cunt on her sleeve and wants it spread.
 / Aug 27, 2010
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nothingtoxic.com
 / 8,633 views
SEX
What we are looking at here is 7 months of negotiations, persuading and peer pressuring crumbling in secs. Nice try bro, but that holes closed now!
 / Aug 27, 2010
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extremefuse.com
 / 12,580 views
CELEBRITY
Amy Winehouse was porn to meth addicts back when her skin was flaking off her cause her immune system shut down… now it's just a bit grotesque.
 / Aug 27, 2010
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drunkenstepfather.com
 / 5,132 views
BIZARRE
I'd love to sit here and write a proper description for this but the vomit that now covers 74% of my body needs attention before I black out completely.
 / Aug 27, 2010
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newsfilter.org
 / 7,392 views
SEX
If vengeance is a dish best served cold then she's doing it all wrong because all that semen she's sucking out looks pretty piping hot from here. Next time, try destroying all evidence before fucking another guy after school.
 / Aug 27, 2010
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realgfporn.com
 / 9,886 views
BABE
If there's some sort of school teaching the art of cunnilingus out there, then we have a serious problem right now. #1 Why the fuck wasn't I told? #2 Why the fuck am I not attending and failing purposely to get left back every year?
 / Aug 27, 2010
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asredas.com
 / 4,227 views
SEX
They really should have let her know the part about her vagina being turned into a blooming flower in the college brochure. She might've made it to 23.
 / Aug 27, 2010
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dreamamateurs.com
 / 9,512 views
BIZARRE
When using your backdoor as a storage facility for cocks that double as antique table legs, problems will arise. Get a candle, I want me some candy.
 / Aug 27, 2010
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deviantclip.com
 / 3,699 views
SEX
What would a party be without gratuitous amounts of alcohol and at least one pussy being treated like a chunk of cookie dough? A shit one for sure.
 / Aug 27, 2010
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m90.org
 / 6,646 views
BIZARRE
Is it more of a feeling of freedom knowing you physically are unable to wear pants or a drawback? Really I need to know, my neighbors hate me now.
 / Aug 27, 2010
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stileproject.com
 / 2,820 views
FUNNY
Don't laugh. Spend $35 bucks at Taco Bell and that could be your face on the ceiling. Especially if you go down the fabled 10 for $5 Chimichanga road.
 / Aug 27, 2010
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crazyshit.com
 / 1,863 views
VIOLENT
Females are being removed from all public roads, one accident at a time.
 / Aug 27, 2010
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theync.com
 / 1,740 views
BABE
After sitting here with my jaw getting rug-burned for 15 mins I had to pinch myself to make sure I was actually awake. Then I did other things involving my penis, which ironically put me to sleep to dream about this some more.
 / Aug 26, 2010
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break.com
 / 16,440 views
SEX
Here's some free advice for the would be sperm depositors out there: If you're looking forward to a night of shooting ball glitter into some poor girl's vagina, get an escort. The girl next door will come back to haunt your ass!
 / Aug 26, 2010
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extremetube.com
 / 25,529 views
CELEBRITY
It's pretty damn hard to describe her perfectly built little body in full detail here. She's so fucking tone that tight would a total understatement. You might get your dick in her, but it sure as hell is never coming back out again.
 / Aug 26, 2010
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chickipedia.com
 / 18,319 views
BABE
We are definitely not fans of the PF Chang's dumpster that calls herself Kate Perry, but we're absolutely digging the subject matter. It's just kinda ruined when the sloppiest, topless bitch at the party is lip-locking your sibling.
 / Aug 26, 2010
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slackernetwork.com
 / 15,556 views
SEX
Those lips can't be more then half a centimeter apart when left standing idle, yet she's puckering those beauties around his cock like a venus fly trap!
 / Aug 26, 2010
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filthdump.com
 / 13,958 views
BIZARRE
Just when you think you've seen every tentacle spewing, liquid fetish loving girl that doesn't speak a word of English, they throw a curve ball at you. And by curve ball I mean a penis that's so huge you need to buy it insurance.
 / Aug 26, 2010
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efukt.com
 / 7,051 views
BABE
Her boyfriend must be one very lucky, and tired man. Her body is plenty hot enough to make sure he can ignore her Russian spy haircut successfully.
 / Aug 26, 2010
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nothingtoxic.com
 / 5,035 views
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