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CELEBRITY
It amazes me that Katy Perry is popular, and I am not. I contribute enough to the world to have fame, success and happiness. So much that I might even hum one of her boner-killing songs while I'm getting a lap dance tonight.
 / Aug 26, 2010
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drunkenstepfather.com
 / 8,714 views
SEX
Everyone has heard of the stories of the crazy bitch that lives on the corner but no one knew how she handled a cock until now. These little bastards are gonna be Twittering up a shitstorm about the pipe they just laid into her.
 / Aug 26, 2010
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masterwanker.com
 / 9,644 views
FUNNY
If the story wasn't being told by the one and only gold plated cum bucket herself, Jenna Haze, I wouldn't believe it. The only thing I actually doubt now is that her eye didn't actually get knocked out and that's a prosthetic in there.
 / Aug 26, 2010
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uselessjunk.com
 / 4,822 views
VIOLENT
That's the kind of power Ronaldo dreams of. And after she gets the septum surgery to fix up her breathing, everyone's getting de-friended on Facebook.
 / Aug 26, 2010
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mentalzero.com
 / 2,317 views
SEX
You can be damn sure of one thing: Unless he gets a giraffe drunk enough at the zoo, he will never know the unmatchable pleasures of deepthroating.
 / Aug 26, 2010
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kaktuz.com
 / 9,254 views
BABE
With all the injected silicone forced into the porn world I had almost forgotten what a set of perfect breasts looked like. All of our penises are grateful Amy.
 / Aug 26, 2010
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grayvee.com
 / 3,239 views
GAME
No rules here. Just rip her panties in half and get your pimp hand ready 'cause the harder you kiss her cheeks with 5 fingers, the faster she squirts.
 / Aug 26, 2010
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sexyfuckgames.com
 / 3,862 views
BABE
This little bitch is so hot it will make you want to become a Bronco just so you can lasso her anytime you please. She'll have to do something about the grass stains on her ass... and the future ones she's getting on her face.
 / Aug 25, 2010
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break.com
 / 23,628 views
SEX
Normally a girl this conservative would close up shop the second a button comes off her shirt... but that was before she found out what Smirnoff was. Now it's like that special key that unlocks a world of regret and shame.
 / Aug 25, 2010
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booble.com
 / 23,188 views
BIZARRE
We understand the risks involved when turning that sacred hole on your body into another avenue for men to humiliate you . But when your innie becomes an outtie it might be time to hang up the anus and never look back.
 / Aug 25, 2010
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efukt.com
 / 9,211 views
BABE
Don't get us wrong, thin is definitely in. These skinny bitches are great in theory, but you bruise your fucking pelvic bone banging them from behind.
 / Aug 25, 2010
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nothingtoxic.com
 / 8,464 views
SEX
All those hoots whistles and high fives at the office make sense now. 90% of her coworkers have beat their meat to her incredible live sex shows like this.
 / Aug 25, 2010
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extremefuse.com
 / 12,033 views
CELEBRITY
Some people like to fuck doggystyle. Hilary Duff likes to fuck Hockeystyle. She gets thrown to the ground and the team takes turns entering her, racing to glaze her face. The night is then gracefully finished with 4500 high fives.
 / Aug 25, 2010
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drunkenstepfather.com
 / 7,573 views
BABE
Someone miscalculated the time other people would be walking into the house. Not like it was a secret. Those stains didn't come from Capri Suns.
 / Aug 25, 2010
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asredas.com
 / 8,629 views
SEX
This kind of enthusiasm should be ok.. but bitch, it's a dick not a trampoline, just calm the fuck down! From now on you are getting cut off at 13 Red Bulls!
 / Aug 25, 2010
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shooshtime.com
 / 11,266 views
BIZARRE
This is one of those "down sides" to dragging drunk girls home leg first from the bar to your bedroom. Congratulations dudes, you're officially bi-curious.
 / Aug 25, 2010
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sexyandshocking.com
 / 7,725 views
SEX
Someone actually paid them to make this. Exercising her ability to source a second income is intoxicating. So is turning her anus into a blooming flower.
 / Aug 25, 2010
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realgfporn.com
 / 8,026 views
CELEBRITY
Spencer Pratt is shopping around a sex tape of Heidi Montag. The asking price is rumored to be $5million. And I'm gonna jerk off to it for free. Suck it.
 / Aug 25, 2010
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totallycrap.com
 / 7,420 views
SEX
No more sitting in a corner crying about bad parents and being kicked out of parties. Now the tears on her labia will fill up the pages of her diary & blogs.
 / Aug 25, 2010
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newsfilter.org
 / 7,887 views
VIOLENT
This guy is fucking tough. Like mixing the DNA of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone & Dolph Lundgren tough. Get your ass in the UFC dude.
 / Aug 25, 2010
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theync.com
 / 2,377 views
BIZARRE
Watch this and you'll agree with my hunting all objects over 250 lbs rule. All homes would have a harpoon and corpse removal is handled by the city.
 / Aug 25, 2010
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crazyshit.com
 / 3,809 views
VIOLENT
What happened to the days of just wrapping your lips around the barrel of a gun and pulling the trigger when you want attention? Times have changed.
 / Aug 25, 2010
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stileproject.com
 / 1,928 views
BABE
It must be hard being a girl. Especially one with a snatch tight enough to break a pinky if you dare stick it in there. I'd feel sorry for her many boyfriends that now have broken penises, but they got to touch this... so... fuck them.
 / Aug 24, 2010
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break.com
 / 24,919 views
SEX
Dude just got home from pounding $2.00 beers at the local pub and he's looking for a place to park his meat. His girlfriend is passed out asleep but that's not enough of a turn off to stop him from turning her ass into porridge.
 / Aug 24, 2010
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extremetube.com
 / 23,148 views
CELEBRITY
That's the funny thing about breasts that aren't the size of your head. It's not until you gracefully court a girl into the bedroom, or fill her with enough Jack Daniels to make her pass out that you'll ever know how awesome they are.
 / Aug 24, 2010
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chickipedia.com
 / 16,874 views
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